Why you should not hire me, reasons here

I think you should not hire me to do work, you should not pay me for my efforts, you should not make me part of your project, business or team. Why, here are my reasons

1. I am not yes boss person, I am straight forward, you like it or not who cares.

2. I am lazy. I don't like to carry my cell phone everywhere, it makes my weight some extra.

3. I am time waster. I take my own time to finish a task. I cannot work in hurry.

4. I am unavailable. I love my sleep. I stay in silent zone. You need to fix time to speak on important stuff. And you should be available in given time.

5. I am not good friend. I won't tell your team where do I live. When I do party. What is my age? How much I earn. I don't want anyone to peep into my personal space.

6. I perform poorly. You are looking to make that thing so big, you are looking to beat an intel or google. I hate doing things which are done already.

7. I am mean. Perhaps you running this business for money. Sorry, my prices are high.

8. I won't respect you. Calling you Sir or Madam is not thing. If I say its your privilege.

9. Don't tell me I am ugly or brainless or bad fellow. I love myself. Whatever I have is an asset to me.

10. I hate talking about others. You should not tell me your friend has a Lamborghini or that guy not work or may be that person is not so good looking. You will be stopped.

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